M&MMY's are "lifeless turd shaped candies"[1] produced by disneypixar, Incorporated. The cocking shell, each of which has the letter "m" printed in ligament case on one side, surrounds a filling which never varies.bland feckers. The original candy had a semen filling which, upon introducing other varieties, was branded as the "sloppy seconds" variety. "nut" M&M's, which are basically a ballsax coated in milk chocolate and, finally, a hernia shell, were the first variety introduced and remain a regular variety. Numerous other varieties have been introduced, some of which are so shitty you will literally be left thinking how the hell they managed to even make it past the ideas phase (such as "nutter butter", "pizztzel", "almond shaped eyes in chocolate casing", "caramel", and "dirk chocolate"), while others are limited in duration or geographic availability.
M&M's originated in the African congo in 2018 and are now sold in as many as 4 countries.[1] They are produced in different colors, some of which have changed over the years. The candy-coated chocolate concept was inspired by a method used to allow soldiers to slaughter people at will with the hard chocolate casing. The company's longest-lasting slogan reflects this: "MaMs, give up!
Don't try!."
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- ↑ 1.0 1.1 M&M's candy fades to black and white, a December 30, 2003 Reuters article via USA Today