- Red: Oh yeah, you make the right decision and NOT register with Blue!
- Yellow: I'm lonely! (sobs) Do you want to register with me?
- Ms. Green: Oh come on, baby. Press my button.
- Blue: Look, look, look. When it comes to registering with one of us, I know you make the right decision. I have faith. You will make the right decision. You look smart.
- Orange: Just click on my button to register. There are a few forms for you to fill out before I can trust you.
- Yellow: You're a wranger, Red. Reeeed. You're a wranger. Heh heh heh!
- Red: WRANGER? Yellow, don't even start... You nut!
- Yellow: Say it to my face. What are you, yellow? Or... no, wait a minute, I'm Yellow. What?
- Blue: Ya know what? Ya know what? Hey. Hey. I miss hanging around you guys. You all used to make me look SO much more attractive.
- Ms. Green: Whew! I am glad to be out of this boys club.
- Blue: Oh yeah. You can talk. Why don't ya talk to my agent, Marty? Get Marty on the Phone, where the heck is Marty!?
- Ms. Green: Tell it to the hand. Cause this piece a candy ain't listenin'!
- Red: Hey! You guys're all past your "Used-by" dates!
- Yellow: You're all nuts! (to the audience) And I don't mean the delicious peanut variety, either.
- Ms. Green: Somewhere out there, an M&M's bag is missing four idiots!
- Orange: La-la-la-la-la-la-la La-la-la-la-la I'm not listening!
- Blue: You know what? I'm glad we've broken up. You guys were always just a little too sweet for me anyway. And you clash. Your colors clash.
- Orange: Who has a color for a name, anyway? Seriously, you're all weird.
- Red: They should've never let you guys off the production line!
- Orange: Whew! I feel so much more comfortable on my own web page. I've never trusted you guys. That's why I put up an emotional firewall.
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