Just like in the Sorcerer's Apprentice legend, Red performed a magic trick, but by sawing Yellow in half!
Script[]
Original 30 seconds[]
- Red: [grunting] Get in the box, like we practiced!
- Yellow: But we never practiced!
- Red: Ugh, details.
- Yellow: You're gonna saw me in half!?
- Red: Half, thirds, whatever.
- Yellow: What?!
- Red: Now concentrate as I cut thru the Colorful candy shell, the chocolaty Milk Chocolate... the peanut! The very... deh... CRUNCHY peanut!
- Yellow: Can I SHOW my peanut in public!?
- Red: Eh, why not?
- Yellow: AAAHHH...!!!
- [The whole crowd reacts, but then applaudes]
- Red: Now that's theater! See? They love you!! [gasps] Both of you.
- [Text: The Milk Chocolate Melts in Your Mouth, Not in Your Hand]
- Yellow: Sorry!
- [Red Whistles]
Original 15 seconds[]
- Yellow: Uh, Red, Why am I getting sawed in half right now?!
- Red: Look, we're both made of milk chocolate. YOU'RE the M&M's with the peanut inside!
- Yellow: Can I SHOW my peanut in public!?
- Red: Sure...
- Yellow: AAHH!!!
- Red: See? They love you!! [gasps] Both of you.
- [Text: The Milk Chocolate Melts in Your Mouth, Not in Your Hand]
- Yellow: Sorry!
Alternate 30 seconds[]
- Red: [grunting] Get in the box, like we practiced!
- Yellow: But we never practiced!
- Red: Ugh, details.
- Yellow: You're gonna saw me in half!?
- Red: Half, thirds, whatever.
- Yellow: What?!
- Red: Now concentrate as I cut thru the Colorful candy shell, the chocolaty Milk Chocolate... the peanut! The very... deh... CRUNCHY peanut!
- Yellow: Does my health plan cover this!?
- Red: Eh, why not?
- Yellow: AAAHHH...!!!
- [The whole crowd reacts, but then applaudes]
- Red: Now that's theater! See? They love you!! [gasps] Both of you.
- [Text: The Milk Chocolate Melts in Your Mouth, Not in Your Hand]
- Yellow: Sorry!
- [Red Whistles]
Alternate 15 seconds[]
- Yellow: Uh, Red, Why am I getting sawed in half right now?!
- Red: Look, we're both made of milk chocolate. YOU'RE the M&M's with the peanut inside!
- Yellow: Does my health plan cover this!?
- Red: Sure...
- Yellow: AAHH!!!
- Red: See? They love you!! [gasps] Both of you.
- [Text: The Milk Chocolate Melts in Your Mouth, Not in Your Hand]
- Yellow: Sorry!
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