Red's Red Carpet Tips was a short event that happened through out a live episode of Ellen in 2005.
ANNOUNCER: Red's Red Carpet Tips!
RED: Arrive fashionably late.
RED: Know your poses.
RED: The Shoot and Wink, The Kissy Face, The Over the Shoulder, The Slimmer.
RED: The Press Hog!
YELLOW: I'm stuck.
RED: The statue, The mannequin!
RED: Always be seen with an entourage. (whispers) Where's your entourage?
(He drops the M&Ms to the floor)
(Red points his finger to exit stage left.)
(Yellow walks away, the M&Ms follow them)
RED: Boost your confidence with a healthy tan. Ahem. With a healthy tan.
(Yellow walks covering his front)
RED:You knows what goes great with a tan?
RED: There's NO such thing as too much collegian!
YELLOW: (With his face stiffened from too much collegian) Uh, Red? I can't feel my face. (Red pops his lips, Yellow's lips lands on the camera, and then slides down with saliva on the screen)
RED: Show up in something wild.
(Yellow shows up in a 'ensemble,' which is a goose hot glued to him.)
RED: Oh that is SO four yers ago.
(The goose pecks Red and both run)
YELLOW: (gasps) Bad duck!
RED: AAAHHH! (goose still attacking Red) OW!!
YELLOW: (Get's pushed by the goose) WHOA! BAD DUCK!
RED: STOP THAT!!
(Red and Yellow scream..)
(They both hit the camera causing the camera to static.)
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