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Quotes

  • "Same ones."
  • "Why's that?"
  • "I think we look silly."
  • "You still believe in Easter Bunny?"
  • "I'm dizzy..."
  • "I miss the old M&M days. I dipped in the chocolate pool. (Red: Took Candy Showers.) And the milk chocolate melts in your mouth."
  • "I wanna be blue."
  • "Sorry."
  • "Hurt me, get funky!"
  • "Uh-oh!"
  • "He's looking at my peanut."
  • "But we never practiced!"
  • "You're gonna saw me in half?!"
  • "Uh, red, why am I getting sawed in half?!"
  • "Couldn't I show my peanut in public?! (Red: Yeah, Why not?) AAAAAAHHHH!!!"
  • "Those new M&M's Minis?"
  • "Hey, look!"
  • "We are so sorry!"
  • "Love hurts."
  • "What're these, clown shoes?"
  • "Me, too!"
  • "So do you think Santa will like these Red and Green M&M's?"
  • "Uh, Santa?"
  • "I Have to save Christmas!"
  • "Show me the Money!"
  • "I've got him to track down the gray imposter M&M's. Yeah, he finds the gray imposter, we turn in the game piece on the bag for a million bucks."
  • "Look out!"
  • "I did not know that."
  • "I FOUND HIM, THE GRAY IMPOSTER M&M'S! THAT MILLION BUCKS IS OURS!!!"
  • "MUSCLES!!!"
  • "Uh, this Easter we were asked (...) To be to official spokescandies for all the candy of M&M's mars."
  • "Red, why are we in Rome, Italy?"
  • "We had to come to Rome to say that?"
  • "And we want you."
  • "What?"
  • "I'm also a client."
  • "Yeah, a big one."
  • "Hey, Red, I though we'd give awa- Oh! Ah, I thought We'd give away $2,000 to the person who finds a special bag of all red/Double M-stamped Millennium M&M's."
  • "$2,000,000?!/$200,000?! What's that got to do with the Millennium?"
  • "Yeah, the person who finds a special bag of All red/Double M stamped Millennium M&M's wins!"
  • "Red, why are we doing such a cheap commercial?"
  • "AAAAAAAAAAHHHHH... OOF!!!"
  • "Well, right now, Crispy's..."
  • "Bad baby."
  • "Hope we don't land in the garbage."
  • "Ohh! I want crispy."
  • "I don't know you anymore."
  • "No way!"
  • "Whew! Close call."
  • "99 cans of milk chocolate on the wall."
  • "Hi."
  • "First my purse, then my pants, now my color..."
  • "Well, she seams alright, now."
  • "Everything's black and white! I can't tell if the light's green!"
  • "That's how I understood it."
  • "Karen from Will and Grace said, 'Honey this drink will put the color right back in your cheeks.'"
  • "SHAZAM!"
  • "Showing Mr. Trump my business skills. See the gray M&M's!"
  • "Darn, your color's back."
  • "You know, we really do look better in color."
  • "Look at the size of those M&M's. (...) That's a lot of Chocolate. Must be under a magic spell."
  • "We'll star Monday."
  • "Ready!"
  • "Red? I'm stuck."
  • "Uh, Red? I can't feel my face."
  • "Bad duck!"
  • "I don't think he likes me."
  • "Hey, that ice cream looks just like you."
  • "Hey, what happened to my M?"
  • "WHOA!!!"
  • "It's too late, Red!"
  • "This is what, Red?! Is this the bit where you say, "It's not you, it's me"? Because I don't wanna hear it! We're through, Red! [sobbing]"
  • "I was just doing what we practiced!"
  • "You're all nuts! And I don't mean the delicious peanut variety either."
  • "[singing] Whatever I said, whatever I did, I didn't mean it. I just want you back for good. So whenever I'm wrong, just tell me the song and I'll sing it. You'll be right and understood."
  • "Hey, look we're on the guest list."
  • "Isn't Easter fun, Red?"
  • "Uh, that big truck."
  • "I'm just waiting for Red. He's uh, on his computer... ah, oops! Which has nothing to do... with, uh... You know, your lost shell. Which uh, I don't; we don't; none of us; nobody knows anything about."
  • "Where do I stand on the issues? Right here!"
  • "Uh, I'm the people's candy-date."
  • "Uh, Red, is that a voodoo doll?"
  • "Uh, I thought you were looking!!"
  • "Psst, I think he's gonna eat Gary."
  • "Oh, hey Red."
  • "Long ago, my Great Uncle Yellow set out to find our Tribal Ancestors. He was never seen again. Now I followed his path."
  • "I didn't lick you, but do you know what? I'm a little disappointed that you think that one little lick between friends would be so... terrible. And even though I did not lick you, at least it's now very clear to me, Red, that our friendship is not close enough for licking."
  • "Listen to who, Blue?
  • "No, this is an envelope."
  • "I have no idea what you're saying, but COUNT ME IN!"
  • "[laughing] Wait, what?"
  • "I'll name you, Cornelius Pumperdinckel!"
  • "Crispy M&M's are back!"
  • "Psst, Scott's home early!"
  • "This is terrible..."
  • "Hey, Red, look! It's Rocket. From the Guardians of the Galaxy! I'm reading to him behind the Theater."
  • "I know that; it's the guy that plays him."
  • "You're hired!"
  • "Hey, Red! You're gonna lose your spot!"
  • "Hey, guys. I'm at the mall with the Easter Bunny now and... OH! HEY! I know him! Smile, Red! I'm making a virus video!"
  • "Try them all and vote for your favorite."
  • "Dinosaurs eat apples?!"
  • "I know it's not really you... It's your stunt double."
  • "Micropachy... gee, how do you pronounce it?"
  • "Wow, a place where people are afraid to be eaten."
  • "Yeah, tell me about it."
  • "I don't feel anything."
  • "Yeah, great day. Oh, except for when I got eaten."
  • "I'm not doing anything!"
  • "Not ALL of him."
  • "Putting an fudge brownie center inside and M&M's is really- (...) Well, I was gonna say hard."
  • "That is not taste like chocolate."
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